E-cow-nomics
SOCIALISM:
You have two cows, and give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have two cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM:
You have two cows. The state takes both then sells you some milk.
NAZISM:
You have two cows. The state takes both then shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have two cows. The state takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then throws the milk down the drain.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
